I think I have enough trenarei. Can't beat around the bush any longer to say and in my village.
say, okay, I have a thousand and two shit here, and I have written or one line for one from the major connective links among geeks in the world, which for most has been the first step towards a lonely life filled with action figures, useless encyclopedic knowledge raging acne and many gigabytes porn.
refer to dear (and after the prequel, for some rather hateful) Star Wars. The reason I have not written anything as long is it like to do, everyone has to say something about exalogia and in most cases has already done: moreover, a talk of the most popular forms of pop culture and a universe that has been written pages and pages. Under these circumstances it is extremely difficult to escape redundancy. Let us not deceive ourselves; The themes for most cliches Post from Star Wars is probably not the so-called blogosphere (ok, maybe there is, for example, Post Pet or Lost or something. And Yes, I used the blogosphere kololexi ).
To celebrate the announcement of the reissue of exalogias in 3D from next year (the definition of the grab) I will try to summarize some short-on- what is the phenomenon Star Wars for me , hoping not to bore too. 
The Star Wars for me is first and foremost xeftysmenes, chiliopaigmenes vinteokassetes that stick in the video the worst possible time . It's quip 'you've already rented This 3-times' by the employee in the video club. Are awoke Saturday morning full of joy where there was a 70% chance to play one of the installments in a private channel. It's the writing that these films over videotaped porn -commodity rarer And lightsaber crystal that time- knowingly and I just did not care. is the infinite paths that I have done Fiat 127 my grandfather, who came to take me with me one buddy from the conservatory after school, during which we tried to perfect the a cappella performance of the Imperial March . Is imitation really well I I for most of the aliens in Mos Eisly Cantina as well as the spastic, over the top Sebulba, a skill that I have been spared from many socially awkward situations and of course me is plunge into even worse (reverse chick magnet phase). It's 1:28 scale model of the TIE Fighter construction of which mastourosa than a lot of glue and dioramas as well as I tried, I never managed to fit on the shelves of my room. They are mass markets comic Dark Horse and-mostly badly written and non-canon-books from the Solaris Exarchia. Are conversations with friends about how you order pizza using the writing Yoda . They are nightmares in which I see myself falling in horrible mouth almighty Sarlacc, over and over again, expecting a digestion that will last millennia . It's strange, continued my desire to learn sometime Galactic Basic . It is those countless evenings I spent at home in my primary school buddy watching - escort pork schnitzel with potatoes - again and again oritzinal trilogy ntoumplarismeni in German, because his father had written to the video from RTL (!;). The picture at the top of the screen was so distorted the lightsaber look like gatagania , the sound changed pitch Avery and natural not understand Christ anything but all this did not matter. 
It's that stage I realized that the voice of Darth Vader made it the guy who slaughtered knee olakero the village of Conan the barbarian. Is 'ACHAAA! " who cried when I ran away that the guy who plays the Grand Moff Tarkin is Peter Cushing, or else the vengeance of Christopher 'OG Dracula' Lee in the works of Hammer Films . It is understood that in time my kid what the yponnoei 'a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away' and shuddered. It's awesome, scary design AT-AT . It's Alec Guinness who just emits respect to any plan, despite the fact that not liked any phase . It characterization o of Obi Wan, ' an elegant weapon, for a more civilized age' for lightsaber. It is the divine Hardware Wars and Spaceballs. Is the debate about the fate of workers employed in manufacturing second Death Star in Clerks. Is Premie zen style of Harrison Ford. Is the dizziness I felt in Empire Strikes Back when o Luke hanging from the antenna (?) At the bottom of the fly city Bespin Waiting to get the Millennium Falcon him off. Is - definition of kick ass - To the same project phase where the Millennium Falcon in saves Chuck from becoming the next meal a giant lizard who dwells in an asteroid. You saw ; any other film would melt in laughter with this . It is the stormtrooper who escaping his head in a door ajar, also Empire (which is no accident, best Star Wars Heber ) . Is 'Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son!' of Mark 'Cocknocker' Hamill in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. It burgers in her hair and Carrie Fisher foamy latte in the R2-D2 . It is inconceivable to matte paintings and concept art sketches Ralph McQuarrie . Are 'I have a bad feeling about this!' and 'I have you now!' Is this the fucking point the soundtrack of Return of the Jedi, and in particular, in "Brother and Sister / Father and Son / The Fleet Enters Hyperspace / Heroic Ewok" , the music gets out and is simply that most epic have heard the somewhat protruding, Truth is, my ears. And yes eh pussy, heroic Ewok it not fuck ever! 
is quite simply the Lucasarts . It is the sense of awe the first time I played the Dark Forces and X-Wing . It was the thrill I felt when I first looked down from atop a skyscraper in Nar Shadaa or otherwise Smuggler's Moon in Jedi Knight and realized that the world-yes, that formed from chopped-polygons are huge , more vast than the world 'school house' I knew by then. It The question that I caused the same game, 'How did the phrase "geosynchronous orbit" in this landless universe;' is this strange melancholy me pops every time I play the Knights of the Old Republic , which culminates at the Tattooine, watching the sky where two moons feel in some strange way the hot sand surface chonetai the planet in my shoes ( even though I wear slipper in real life while playing ). It is this infernal Mysteries of the Sith which she always reaching shit my sock and makes me realize a few things that lift my hair railing as the people who sprang from the kitriniasmeno a notepad mousatou standards in the 70s. 
Perhaps most importantly is the fact that, even if trying for two decades without a year out, that Lucas has not yet managed to rape of child my age. Neither he can not spoil me, man. not done simply.
If you got this far, you heroes impregnable mountains. will therefore devote some rows and the what is not Star Wars , in my opinion forever.
There are vintage (and three eggs from Turkey cock elevated among the fields) in tisert Hipsters της πούτσας που ζήλεψαν ομοιδεάτη τους ένα βράδυ στην Αβραμιώτου και είπαν να φορέσουν κι αυτοί ένα ίδιο, νομίζοντας παράλληλα οτι το Star Wars είναι ριάλιτι from the producers of Dancing with the Stars And that is the Chewbacca sushi bar. There are supposedly 'I'm trrrelos fans' debates that make them among the aforementioned hipsters flasarontas tisert the prior two or three fly balls to twitter in the hope one of the maxims to reach a free press. not-and I stress self nor the other extreme, ie tearing 'praetorian' guards of Lucas that if you dare and comment negatively exalogias some point, prepare the tar and feathers . There are countless special / super special editions that have opened holes in many pockets: to pinch bags hanging in front of the fused type Omonia, like to do, inhuman. It is not the lightsaber battles reminiscent Cirque de Soleil under the influence or speed, of course, midichlorians (what cockeyed idea and this My God!). generally, is the prequel (although they, admittedly, and those of the plate). There is the constant teasing of the oritzinal gaga Lucas films that does it all, but all worse (D and yes, the Han shot first) . And of course , not the 3D reissue to be launched next year. Hmm .. Look. Eventually this blog nor escaped from the obligatory Star Wars post 'curse' . If I but that does not fcharistithika this litany, I would lie.
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